RED MEAT Floater in the deep end. from the secret files of max cannon
Guess what, Ted? Thanks to new technology I can give you news, weather sports, whatever you need, instantly.
That's great Mr.Bix. Truly amazing.
All you have to do is get on your knees and use my special interface.
Hmmm, didn't I see you throwing out my newspaper and unplugging the computer?
Hurry up, Ted, you'll miss the weather report.
2000-11-16 14:14:35By Gospog

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9YEAH!!!
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8The last line is superb.
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8One of the few Bix dix joke I really like. Ted 3 could be better though..crz
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8Nicely done.
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7+1 for Bix's expression in 3 -bbg
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7Anyone else see Bix's expression getting more evil in 3?
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7--TRT
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7finally, a gay sex joke that's actually done semi-well
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6Decent PervBot Bix. -PB
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6Ted's 3 sucks ('scuse the pun), but Bix's 3 is cool. --VX
6bix 2 is bad, bix 3 is strong
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5Since when were robots so **** horny?
5... I am now telling you exactly what a computer can do with a lifetime of oral.
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5Beat it into the ground why don't you?
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4Not *that* amazing
4weather sports? -1 on reread.
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