RED MEAT non nuclear family proliferation treaty from the secret files of max cannon
Hello Karen. I just . . .
Stop right there. I just wanted to let you know that because of your unrelenting cruelty to me, I decided to kill myself.
I've already taken the pills. I hope it lays heavy on your conscience.
Actually, I just came by to tell you that I've been diagnosed with terminal cancer. But darn if you didn't find a way to cheer me up.
I hate you Milkman Dan. See you in hell.
2000-11-17 08:13:16By Preloggy

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10YES. Suicide Karen strikes again!
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8Take out that damnable PTP and just put in "See you in hell, MMD." --VX
8great!! -ballpn
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8Close to perfect along the "dark" axis of humor -- SG
8"lies heavy"; I'm not fond of Preloggy's reworks of TPTP````
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8Good counter revenge. --TRT
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8Great rhythm and dialogue. Nice reinterpretation of the relationship.
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7see you in hell is a classic phrase
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7All the irony of Romeo and Juliet.
7I think "See you in hell, Milkman Dan" would have been better. Still good. -PB
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7Slide Karen 2 to 1 and leave 2 blank. Or move the sucide talk to 2
7Could simplify Karen's speech in 1 and 2 to be more appropriate to character.
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7me thinks this be one hell of a good joke -murphy
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6Remove "see you in hell" and this goes up at least 1.
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5meh-ish; may go up later -bbg
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