RED MEAT Meat the press. Press the meat? from the secret files of max cannon
I had the wierdest dream last night. You came in to my house and touched me in my sleep.
You ever have dreams like that?
Robots don't have dreams.
What robots have, is house keys...
2000-11-22 15:41:39By Gospog

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8I love this - if panel one said "someone" touched me
8Punctuation in #3 needs help, but otherwise solid. -Cap'n
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7This author had a thing for robot humor
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7nice tag, too
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7Gospog uses Bix a lot - but it looks like practise makes, well, better..crz
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7A more concise third panel and it's a classic.
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6better three needed, which is a shame
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6Maybe "Just housekeys." as the last baloon
6Better Bix 2 & 3 for +1
6Oh! SO close to a winner here. A little re-wording and it'd be perfect.
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6#1 should be "someone", not "you". -BN
6"Robots have house keys..." --VX
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6Man this guy is so obsessed with kid fucking jokes it makes you wonder......
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6"Just housekeys." is correct...
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5Two thirds the way there. Last panel needs work.
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5"They <i>do</i> have house keys, though ..."
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5robots don't have house keys, they have metal bodies. Duh!
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4What, no electric sheep? -bbg
4Wow! I can't believe it wasn't a dream!
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3Predictable, with unpleasant pedophilia afterburn. -PB
3Lame
3No need to make the reader think, eh?
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2Just too obvious.

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