RED MEAT Meat the press. Press the meat? from the secret files of max cannon
I had the wierdest dream last night. You came in to my house and touched me in my sleep.
You ever have dreams like that?
Robots don't have dreams.
What robots have, is house keys...
2000-11-22 15:41:39By Gospog

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8Punctuation in #3 needs help, but otherwise solid. -Cap'n
8I love this - if panel one said "someone" touched me
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7This author had a thing for robot humor
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7Gospog uses Bix a lot - but it looks like practise makes, well, better..crz
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7A more concise third panel and it's a classic.
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7nice tag, too
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6Better Bix 2 & 3 for +1
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6better three needed, which is a shame
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6"Robots have house keys..." --VX
6#1 should be "someone", not "you". -BN
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6Maybe "Just housekeys." as the last baloon
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6Oh! SO close to a winner here. A little re-wording and it'd be perfect.
6Man this guy is so obsessed with kid fucking jokes it makes you wonder......
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6"Just housekeys." is correct...
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5--TRT
5Two thirds the way there. Last panel needs work.
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5"They <i>do</i> have house keys, though ..."
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5robots don't have house keys, they have metal bodies. Duh!
4What, no electric sheep? -bbg
4Wow! I can't believe it wasn't a dream!
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3Lame
3Predictable, with unpleasant pedophilia afterburn. -PB
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3No need to make the reader think, eh?
2Just too obvious.

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