RED MEAT writ of habeus corpses from the secret files of max cannon
Milkman Dan, you are charged with 4 counts of vehicular manslaughter, 10 counts of cruelty to animals, 3 counts of destruction of private property, 4 counts of arson and 7 counts of failure to maintain a driving lane. How do you plead?
Well, it was an extremely hectic day, Your Honor, but I'd say that sounds about right.
Good Lord...
Your Honor, may I approach the bench?
Bailiff, shoot to kill.
2000-12-06 16:32:41By ChickenCow

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10This needs a 10 vote
9UNDER-RATED *clap clap, clap clap clap*
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9I like it. Works just as it is.
9This inspired an uncontrolable giggle
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8Love the dialogue..crz
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8working in a new area - excellent
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7Nice #3
7Judge's 3 makes the strip-BP
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7Ayuh. --VX
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7The very last sentance earns this one a full point.
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7I agree. The extra joke actually works well here.
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7Very well paced.
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6Nobody #3 saves this.
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6Everything very standard, right up to Judge 3, which beats a little ass. -PB
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6The judge's comment in panel 2 should be deleted, as well as dan's comment in #3
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5-bbg
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5.."bailiff, shoot to kill" is a little.. left field.
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3OVER-RATED *clap clap, clap clap clap*
3*sigh*--TRT
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