RED MEAT The Neutron Dance from the secret files of max cannon
Heads or tails, Karen?
Heads
Aren't you going to flip the coin?
What coin? I'm just trying to figure out what part of your cat is stuck on the grille of my truck.
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
2000-12-10 11:20:22By scullyman5000

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9Classico -- HoE (p.s. to 4 -- if it's quite good then it should be above a 4)
9awesome
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9Best cat joke, ever.
9Truly awesome..crz
9Very good.
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8Great joke! Love it! --VX
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8Great surprise. -Soren
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7Something tells me this joke could be worded even better.
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7Excellent double-meaning!
7if you know RMCS, Dan 1 is all you need
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7I like this one, but it doesn't actually make me laugh.
7Unexpected and nice. -JM
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7Very nasty. Good job.
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6Passe at this point. "Heads or tails" would imply plural dead cats too.
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5Lame and obvious, but +3 for making me grin. --TRT
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5Expected and not nice.
5Wouldn't it be head or tail?
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4Quite good, but "Milkman Dan ran over Karens kitten" has been done to death.
4Urf. MMD by numbers, mostly. -PB
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