RED MEAT Father knows breasts. from the secret files of max cannon
You better hurry and get ready for baseball practice.
I'm not playing baseball anymore. I've taken up Ballet.
Ballet? You better not be turning queer on me!
Dad, I get to sit around and watch girls pull their legs up to their ears.
Phew! I'm glad you're just a normal kid.
Now could you help me into my leotard?
2000-12-17 21:56:32By Gar

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8Good Ted fathering - tam
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8It may be predictable, but it's good!
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7Nice doubling back to the original joke; no capital in ballet
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7Why do I find jr's 3 so hillarious?
7Lovely..crz
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7The last sentance made my stuffy nose empty onto my keyboard.
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7Ted a bit OOC given his peversions. But I like it anyway. --TRT
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63 could have WAY more punch, but still not bad. -PB
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6Better Ted 3?
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6Ted Junior!
6-bbg
6good dialogue
6Good but Ted should have the last word
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6Ted's dialogue in panel 2 is juuust a little off for Ted.
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6No...#3 doesn't work at all. --VX
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5Too predictable. -JM
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5fast pacing kills it for me
5..eh.
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5+2 for tag.
5Binkley? Is that you?
3I don't see any joke here; only a justifiable explanation.
3Not any more funny than Jamie Lee Curtis talking about football.
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