RED MEAT It's a long way home. from the secret files of max cannon
Dad, can you buy me a pair of Timberlands?
Why do you want Timberlands? You don't like being outdoors, much less hiking.
But all the other kids have them!
If all the other kids jumped off a bridge, would you?
I don't know....I guess not.
I'd rework that attitude if I were you. Nobody likes a non-conformist.
2000-12-18 14:30:19By Gar

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8+1 for Ted's diabolically Simpson-esque bit of fatherly advice -Cap'n
8I like this much better on a re-read. Showcases Ted's parenting skills nicely.
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7Simple yet simply Ted -- HoE
7Brilliant fathering..crz
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7"Timberlands" is a little random, but the punchline works. -S
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6"Abrupt turn" not a great gag by itself, but still passable. -PB
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6at first I thought Ted wasn't consistent
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5Ted's 3 doesn't jell with the rest of his dialogue, sorry. --VX
5Hum..... Passable. After a rewrite. --TRT
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5sadly, that is true
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5Lacks a joke
5ted's line sorta changes.
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3Please point me towards the joke, if you find it. It's not in Ted's 3.
3there are a lot of good variations on the bridge joke. this isn't one of them

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