RED MEAT everytime a bell rings, somebody gives me a 3 from the secret files of max cannon
Honey, because we have come upon tough economic times, I have decided to ask only for a buzzsaw this Christmas.
Shush, dear. I'm watching the news.
It appears that your boss, accountant and stock-broker have all gone missing!
Well, with them off your list you could probably afford to buy me some lime and three burlap sacks.
2000-12-20 01:09:42By scullyman5000

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9Laughed out loud.
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8The last line just kills me. -S
8Dialogue's a little clunky, but it's still funny. -Cap'n
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7Yeah. Digging Ted 3. -PB
7How you say, "telegraphed"? Okay, though, the tag is killer. --VX
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7Good concept, punch up 1 & 3 for +1
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7Oh dear - another Gacy..crz
7Great end, just improve panels 1 and 2.
7Could have been paced better, but a good idea.
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6Great Ted. A bit of rewording would get it more. --TRT
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6Very nearly there (Pirate)
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6concept is there...dialogue is weak
6..... the tagline made me.
6 - BFJ -
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5The dialogue's like walking through a hedge maze, but otherwise promising.
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5Ted's last line is great, but wife's 3rd is HORRIBLE. Nice tag. -DG
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5I believe its lyme, otherwise good.
4Wordy 3 leaves little to the imagination
4Comic is telegraphed way too much.
3'cause you asked for it
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