RED MEAT mutatis mutandis from the secret files of max cannon
Hi Karen! How was your Christmas vacation?
I had a great time! We went to see Grandma, and I got a new...never mind. No interesting gifts.
No kittens, or anything like that?
Absolutely not, Milkman Dan. Nope. Have a nice day.
That's good, Karen. I guess I don't owe you an apology after all.
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
2001-01-08 11:27:29By zenmaster

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10LOL --TRT
9This is the shit. --VX
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7Great pacing, nice new angle..crz
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7I like this one, though.
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7Karen deserves a better last line.
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6Kinda standard, but works all right. -PB
6Clever.
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6Smoooooth. A fine display of Dan's wit.
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6Maybe better if dan says he owes someone else an apology.
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53--Karen's trying to keep her new kitten a secret, but Dan's killed it already
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4Milkman Dan kills Karens kittens. Getting a little tired...
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3I'm apparently missing something. Explain?
2Baaaaaaaad 2

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