RED MEAT gelatin in your arterial wall from the secret files of max cannon
Your Eye in the Sky with traffic. The interstate is backed up for miles due to an overturned milk truck.
What's this? I can't believe it. Thousands of cats have converged on the area, but instead of lapping up the spilled milk, they're clawing and tearing at the injured milk man.
Oh, this is terrible, this is horrible. Oh, the humanity.
I love you Satan.
2001-01-15 09:37:28By Preloggy

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9wow. -FV
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8Another terrible TPTP````` variation drops this from a 10
8Might actually be better with silent Karen #3
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8Karen alone is a feat
8Revenge? --TRT
8Excellent but for Karen's #3. --VX
7This is really well done.
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7+2 for Karen revenge
7Karma, Red Meat style. -PB
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7This raised a chuckle. The radio guy could use !s, I think.
7+1 for hindenberg ref
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6I agree with the 6 guy. That and a few !s would make it perfect.
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5Forced... Satan?
5I love the premise, and really hate Karen's line
5Excellent idea, -1 for Karen's last; nothing wrong w/ Satan, the line just sucks
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5Oh the humanity? 1 Milk truck != Hindenburg
5nice imagary - still needs work.
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4It's plot, GOOD plot even, but not a joke. Karen's last line needs work.
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