RED MEAT Simplify, Simplify, Semper Fi from the secret files of max cannon
Give it to me straight, Doc - what're the numbers?
Eight... Eight and a half... Call it nine.
Is that low for a sperm count, Doc?
Not from a stool sample, no.
2001-01-17 04:58:39By The Light In Chains

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10The best comic I've ever read on this site (CB)
10it's to gross not to be clever as hell-pete
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10Brilliant and simple. One of my favorites. (Temp)
10Oh, gross. Yet hilarious. -Cap'n
10*OUCH!* +1 for half-a-sperm. --TRT
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9aaaaggghh! Nassstyy!! -bbg
9surprisingly, LMaQ never entered my head -L
9 - BFJ -
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9I always thought this one ruled -- HoE
9NEVER gets old
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9Disgusting, yet shockingly funny. -BN
9Simplicity is beauty. Even for an ass joke.
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9I simply love this..crz
9+2 for doc 3. tag is good too
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8Only after reading the responses did I get the joke. Nice dialogue. --VX
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8So funny it overrides the homosex ban...
8So, soooo nasty.
8-ballpn
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8-DB
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8ewww =)
8Great comic. -JM
8yuk
8I'm suprised this never got a "look maw, a queer" comments.
8I'm ashamed of how hard I laughed.
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8No matter how many times I read this, I never see it as a homosexuality joke.
8At long last, this oft-attempted joke comes home to roost.
8Laughed out loud at this one, which is rare.
8laughed out loud = 8
8This is as good as this joke can possibly be done. -DG
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7didn't think he swung that way, but... -cm
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7All's well that ends well. Preloggy
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7I like. Do what the guy says about movin' "Is that low" to 2nd panel.
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7Look, ma, a . . . rather funny gag, actually. Never mind. -PB
7--THM
7Good joke, but I think the "Is that low..." should be in panel 2.
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6yeee-uck!
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5poop joke, but amusing.
5Haha, homosexual sex is funny? -NC
5Jesus, but doesn't make that much sense. Eight and a half?
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4Would have been higher, but the joke is really wearing thin at this point.
4-FV
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4See, the joke is he had semen in his feces from anal sex.
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