RED MEAT masticating on your meat farm from the secret files of max cannon
Excuse me. There's no toilet paper in here. Any extra in your stall?
No, there's only enough for me.
Any newspapers or candy wrappers lying around?
Sorry, no.
You got singles for a five?
2001-01-18 12:18:46By Preloggy

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8Must be a real mess. --VX
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7I laughed.
7alternate ending - "Any publicity shots of John Cougar Mellencamp?"
7Ooh! That's treason in the UK.--TRT
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6gross -FV
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6if only his beard were longer
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5desperation that doesn't quite work here.
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5Eh. "Old-joke" feel to it. -PB
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4Old joke with a somewhat clumsy adaptation.
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