RED MEAT stained presidential cabinet from the secret files of max cannon
What's it like being old, Wally?
Probably a lot like having a lemon-shaped head.
What do you mean?
Well, I defecate in my pants, I forget where and who I am and I live a life of quiet desperation.
Wow. Except for the defecation and forgetfullness, that is what my life is like.
Woo hoo! I rule!
2001-01-26 11:07:39By Preloggy

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8Wally's last line sent this from a 5 to an 8 in a nanosecond!! murphy
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7Johnny's 3 is sucky, but Wally's is gold. --VX
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7gotta love Wally Simpson -bbg
7Why did I laugh?
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7Maybe a last line of "Do birds talk to you as well?" for Wally...
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6Better Wally 3 for +1
6Wally's 3 doesn't work.
6So stupid, I laughed.
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6Good god, Pre ... what's with that last line?
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5wally's 3 is sorta...eh.
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5--TRT
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5Wally does rule, and should say so whenever applicable.
5maybe if it were only except for the forgetfullness... -cm
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4Nope. Weak transition from 2 to 3.
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4Wally's last line is pretty weak.
4Telegraphed with Wally's 1
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