RED MEAT arctic circle jerk from the secret files of max cannon
What's this?
It's a note from my parents saying that due to my asthma, I'm exempt from all physical activity in your gym class. See you later, Coach...
Not so fast, Johnson. I don't see anything here that says you can't stand in the center of a circle while your classmates pelt you with billiard balls.
*TWEET!* Everybody circle up for "Smeer the Queer"! Now, I'm gonna hold you to this note, Johnson, so I don't want to see any dodging!
Can I shield my crotch?
2001-02-05 13:46:47By ChickenCow

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9Borrowing the crotch line from the Simpsons revokes its 10 status.
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8Billiard balls - oh yeah..crz
8Me, I love panel two. Damn Nazi gym teachers. Preloggy
8Sadistic bastard! *takes notes for when gets phys ed teach cert.* --TRT
8That's not "smeer the queer." That IS funny. -PB
8Loved it--SM5000 (Great tagline, too!)
8Agreed. The last line is awesome.
7I coulda sworn I saw this one somewhere before....
7nice tag
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7Redeemed by "Can I shield my crotch?"
7Good use of Evil Logic, and nice tag
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6billiard balls? come on! -cm
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6Good idea, but there's got to be a way to streamline Nick's #3 -Cap'n
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6We did this in 7th grade.
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6Noted error on Smeer the Queer; unwieldy Coach 3
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5Saved from the bowels of the earth by William's 3.
5PLEASE improve William 3
5Eh. Not that guffaw-worthy.
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5Smeer the Queer is a different game - aka Kill the Carrier
5Smeer the Queer is the wrong game here...
5Everything about this comic is just...off. A few misspellings, too. ;) --VX
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4Okay concept, but the spelling and wordy coach hurts it
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