RED MEAT Garbage barge off Humor's coast (rewrite) from the secret files of max cannon
I was 12 when my dog died. Poor old boy had to be put to sleep because of the cancer growin' inside him.
Now, I look in the mirror and think about how quick life passes us by. I worry that in a few years, someone might feel a similar lump on my prostate.
They may not have the stomach for the jumper cables of mercy.
2001-02-06 22:47:10By m_cammarano

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8Feeling your dog's prostate and jumper cables make this one a winner! - CC
8This is just disturbing on so many levels. -FV
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8+2 for "jumper cables of mercy." Jesus. -PB
8Hella funny. And 4, judge the comics on their own merit. (Pirate)
8strip and tag are both meaty
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7Do we even wanna know? --VX
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7Thank you for avoiding the obvious "earl likes it" joke
7laughed out loud
7I like the method of dog death and cancer discovery, but Earl 3 is average..crz
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6Good 3, 1 & 2 could be better
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6A low vote due to a bad mood is damned pathetic. Try again when you feel better.
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62 is too long, plus it seems like an odd way to kill even a dog
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6it's not funny until you consider how the dog's cancer was discovered
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5The punchline is funny, but it doesn't mesh well with the buildup.
5-bbg
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5Something's not quite right...
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4The prostate lumps have a stomach (for something)? Akward & unclear.
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4In a better mood. Still don't like it all that much.
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1Huh? --TRT

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