RED MEAT Maximum schnitzel overdrive from the secret files of max cannon
When I was a boy, I got a thrill from hurting animals. But I tried to push this part of myself away. It worked too - until one night at college, when I accidentally cut my girl. It made her cry so much ... And it was the best I'd ever felt.
I couldn't deny my nature, but I only wanted to punish those who deserved it. And I discovered a way to judge. Fairly and righteously. So for all the blood and bile on my hands, my conscience stays clean.
Suffer they, who fell below the Line of Truth.
WELCOME BACK, SOREN!
2001-02-19 20:57:19By m_cammarano

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9Damn, this is great. --VX
7Suffer indeed.
7OK, I get where you're coming from. -S
7I love this, even though I pretty much agree with all Soren's policies
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7Hit him with your best shot. Preloggy
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6Meta me this, Batman
6Generally I don't advocate inside jokes but this one works.
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6Made me chuckle. Is that comma in Matts #3 in the right place? (DH)
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5the build is great but 3 is a massive let down.
5Sounds like a vague whine, but it's too well pulled off.
5Awesome except for panel 3.
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4This has not aged well.
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3Voting meta. Why?..crz
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3So much potential until #3...
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2Say what? Oh, it's an inside joke! Too bad I'm on the outside. -PB
2Awful meta
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1What crap is this? --TRT
1WHAT!? -NC
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