RED MEAT Soothing salve for sore funnybones from the secret files of max cannon
What's up, Milkman Dan? You're just standing there.
Oh, hi Karen! Sorry I seem distracted ... It's just I've been so terribly hungry today that I was daydreaming about eating some tender, moist pink snatch.
Huh? What's that?
Why, snatch is a kind of fish, Karen. Many people find it quite delicious. I guess your parents must not think you're ready for it yet.
That's not fair! If it's good, I should be able to eat some too!
Yes ... Well, if you ask your parents, I'm sure they'll be excited that their little girl is acquiring grown-up tastes ...
2001-02-22 04:32:01By m_cammarano

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9Holy shit...what can I say?-Scully
9Pure evil, I can just see MMD laughing as he walks back to his truck - Kres
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9This rules. -JM
9Delayed cruelty by proxy! Love it
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9It's long and ackward, but HOT DAMN, it's good.
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8this is killing me -bbg
8Cruel...
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8What a mean fu*ker!
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8God, Dan gets more evil with every strip. --VX
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81 looks catastrophic. But then it turns into lovely time-release evil. -PB
8Bad Dan. I'm cancelling my milk order.--TRT
8-DB
8the tagline is very Red Meat. The text is perfectly sinister. marvelous
8Not dumb, she's Naive! Reminds me of Shel Silverstein's "Gigolo" joke. (Temp)
8This is a classic..crz
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7bingo
7-1 for the lesbian joke
7Naughty
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7Is this a plug for Guy Ritchie? Preloggy
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7Next, on 'Kid's say the darndest things'...~H
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6Creeeeepy
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6Where's the 'pedophile=1' guy on this strip?
6Nice save. --THM
6Interesting that clunky double entendre jokes get higher votes
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6Wasn't there a SNL character who did these types of things?
6Overrated I'm afraid.
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5I know I'm probabley alone in this, but I think it's a bit clunky and lame-pete
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3Karen's not THAT dumb.
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