RED MEAT ooga booga rah rah rah V 1.2 from the secret files of max cannon
Honey? There's an African witch-doctor at the door. What should I do?
Well, show him in, for pete's sake. He's here to perform the female circumcision.
Good Lord, Ted! Why would you think I would ever agree to such a thing??
No, no... not on you. On me. Finally, I will be rid of this damnable clitoris, that has caused me so much pain and strife.
I told you it would be a bad idea to get one in the first place, didn't I?
Damn Shriners and their hazing...
2001-02-28 12:12:28By ChickenCow

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10this is genius material
10This rocks
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9And don't even ask about the Masons...
8What the fuck? I love it! Awesome tag. --VX
8Ted in a fez! Priceless!
8not sure what the shriners have to do with it...
8Soundness abound.
8I think I'm going to be ill.
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7makes no sense, but it is funny -cm
7-DB
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7Much improved. ~H
7This man is demented. Damn Shriners, indeed. Preloggy
7... I don't know what to say.
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6Hmm. I'm a freak, I actually liked the first one better.
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6Better than the last one, if rather surreal.
6-FV
5Still 'eh...'
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5--TRT
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5Too spelled out -Cap'n
5-bbg
5Sorry, this one doesn't do much for me.
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5Not funny "ha-ha", but funny "strange"
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4Bizarre, and nonsensical. -PB
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4Confusing
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