RED MEAT my eyes! the goggles, they do nothing! from the secret files of max cannon
So Dan, the Robot-Human War is coming any day now. Have you decided which side you're on?
Frankly Bix, I don't think you Robots have a chance. Sure, you're stronger, faster and you have Laser Death Beams, but we Humans have a few "intangibles" that I think give us the edge.
What kind of "intangibles"?
Sadism, for one. Robots could never hope to be as cruel and inhumane as mankind.
Hmm... well what about that chain of retarded kids in wheelchairs that I hooked onto the back of your milk truck?
No wonder I could only go 50 on the interstate!
2001-03-02 17:20:15By ChickenCow

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9Dan's #3 makes it. -Cap'n
8Words cannot express my admiration for panel 3, especially Dan's line. --VX
8Oh, the visual! ..crz
7mainly because of the Simpson's reference
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7I think Dan's right about Sadism.
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7OMFG!!!
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6good but could be improved further
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6Stronger MMD 1 & 3 for +1
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6A remarkably uninfluential +0 for the delightful Simpsons reference.
6It's okay. Yet another version of this strip would be decidedly less funny.
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6Nice and cruel
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6Decent, but could use another round of editing. ~H
6Good idea, but the execution lacks polish.
6this is like the 3rd simpsons ref from chickencow
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5Kind of. --TRT
5The "robot-human war" gets lost. I was looking forward to it in the punchline.
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5The Robot/Human war thing vanishes
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5Kinda unfocused and clumsy, unfortunately. -PB
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4-2 for unneeded cruelty
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3old & dumb

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