RED MEAT The Pencil-Thin Moustache From Beyond! from the secret files of max cannon
After work today, I went to a seafood restaurant. I ordered the crabs.
You know, I love the cracking sound as I tear into their legs.
Next time, I bet that waitress will get my order right.
2001-03-19 23:16:48By Squad Car

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9Ahahahaha that's good
9Lovely! - CC
9yes. -ballpn
9Wow, so it's not just Karen that Dan likes to torment. -Cap'n
8+1 for the double entendre not taken
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8+1 for avoiding pedestrian STD joke
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8I don't quite know what it is about the first baloon that keeps this one from 9.
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7Then you throw the tip on the floor so they have to crawl for it. --VX
7Better than I'd like to admit
7 - BFJ -
7Ouch x 2!
7I just see Earl doing this one, but otherwise...
7owie -- HoE
7I thought you'd go the STD route
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6Bet she won't.
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6--TRT
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6I think it works just fine with Dan by himself.
6Correct dialogue, wrong charactor
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5Would be better if you could work pelvis breaking into the strip.
5Too vicious for Dan..crz
5*rimshot* --THM
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5I could see this working better for Nick or Matt. -PB
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5Better than your first two.
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5bbg
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4More Earl than MMD, doncha think?
4I'm sorry, I don't really like it.
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