RED MEAT Mary Catherine Digs Margarine from the secret files of max cannon
Merry Christmas, Karen! I decorated your tree for you!
Nice try, but you won't scare me. I know those kitty balls are fake.
First, there aren't cats that small. Second, you wouldn't go through all the trouble to shave them. And finally, theres no way you could bend them into that ball shape like that.
You mean the fetal position?
2001-03-20 01:10:15By Squad Car

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10This is horrendously disgusting. And original.
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10literally gave me a nightmare
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9I was just going to compliment you on the tag, but...oh, God! --VX
9Damn, that's good.
9The soundest "Dan kills cats" joke here and no mistake.
9It takes a genius to be this disturbing
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9Creative, well-presented, and nasty, nasty, nasty. And +1 for no PTP. -PB
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9Oh, God. -Cap'n
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8<blorf!> --John
8-ballpn
8-FV
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8Hanging cat foetuses on a christmas tree - why didn't I think of that? crz
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8-DB
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8It took me like eight reads to *finally* get the joke, and oh what a joke it was
8Holy shit this is sick. Bravo. -OQP
8Ew.
8UWAH! Ugh, disgusting, awful, horrible. Perfect.
8sick, sick, and thrice sick
7MMD gets the last word! Preloggy
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7Nice use of fetal.
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7I don't think Karen needs a reply, especially not "I hate you, Milkman Dan..."
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7Unexpectedly gross.
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7haha! take that, stupid unborn cats!
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7Evil. And feline fetii were hung from the chimney with care... -DG
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7yuck
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6Bonsai Kitten is to blame for this one. Good gross out, but that's all. ~H
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6thats just sick. --TRT
62 & 3 could be better, but okay anyway
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6Decent, but is this really that good?
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6--THM
6bbg
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5I'd give it a higher score, but Karen needs to say the phrase that pays...
4I like the punch line, but the first two really don't make any sense-Pete
4Karen's cold logic seems inappropriate.
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3gross-out != comedy

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