RED MEAT ...makes baby Jesus cry from the secret files of max cannon
I got expelled from school today.
What happened?
The teacher wanted a definition for a standard deviation.
That got you expelled? What did you say?
"Two rubber bondage suits, the electric pickle, and a fresh bucket of pistachio nuts."
2001-03-20 12:57:23By Temperance

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9You know...the strip rocks and the tag is awesome. + 3 - gtd
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8I still like this version better than my later redux -herp
8Excellent. The electric pickle makes it.
8I laughed pretty hard, I must admit. --VX
7That's his boy.
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7Ted's karma comes home to roost. Better son's 3 for +1
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7Now I know what sets the standard! - BFJ -
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7Ted needs a comment..crz
6Sounds pretty standard to me! --TRT
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6Surely Ted has some kind of approving response? -Cap'n
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6bbg
6Needs a Ted comment in 3
6Items aren't funny enough, and it's not an expulsion offense, trust me
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6The kinks in the final baloon might need a little work.
6#3 - Ted: "And then what happened?" But that's just me.
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6"Well no wonder... you forgot the Mariachi singers!"
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5A MILE away -- THM
5Punchline needs work.
5A more subtle punchline would have sent this into the stratosphere
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5He forgot the mariachi singers.
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4Decent setup, but 3 not creative enough to survive tipping your hand in 2. -PB
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4saw it coming
3Telegraphed -FV

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