RED MEAT dot compost from the secret files of max cannon
Allright, yer under arrest?
Yeah? What's the charge, flatfoot?
Teasing a desperate, old man with your firm, ripe buttocks, like two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
Oooh. Better get the cuffs, or I might resist arrest.
2001-03-21 15:19:25By Preloggy

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10Whenever these two guys get together, magic happens! -BN
9This is so funny, I don't know what to say. Great tag, too. --VX
9To "-S": punctuation is correct... and the joke feels right...
8Bwahahahaha This rules!
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8+1 for "two scoops of vanilla ice cream." Soooo sick, soooo funny. -Cap'n
7didn't see it coming
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7hmm..I like the pause a year later. +2 - gtd
7nice tag
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6Look, maw, some horriffic mental images! -PB
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6Ah, more of two-for-tea
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6That last panel is so wrong.
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6Would be an 8, but "scoops of vanilla" aren't "ripe". Punctuation, too. -S
6The middle pause is too ackward, but otherwise I love it.
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5--TRT
5Very similar to #1003, and I think that one did it better.
5Delete ? after "arrest", the ' after "desperate", the "or", "ripe" -> "round"
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5I love it when cops ASK if they are making an arrest
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4To 9: the question mark in Stacy's 1 and the commas after desperate and but
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