RED MEAT tips for teens from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?
Why yes, Sluggo. Yes I do.
Do you have any of that feminine spray stuff that I could borrow?
I do, but that's only for girls, son.
That's ok, Mom. After holding a plastic bag over little Suzie's head for four hours, she's not smelling so good.
Better bring some disinfectant too, dear.
2001-03-22 16:55:20By Preloggy

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9"disinfectant" makes the joke - Jimmy
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8Primo Stubbo
8Ouch! --TRT
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7I like. -ballpn
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7Cool dialogue from Mom. Way to go, Mom! --VX
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7I was ready to dunk this one until the punchline.
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6would be +1 if Stubbo 3 included "not so fresh"
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6Is the "little" before Suzie strictly neccessary? I don't think so personally.
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6Aw, jeeeez, Hayden
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6He had to hold it there for four hours?
6take out "That's ok, Mom" and I add a point
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5-bbg
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5Oh, ick... (Temp)
5Reaching for the not-so-fresh joke
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5Eh . . . -PB
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