RED MEAT Geek grrls make fun of my floppy disk from the secret files of max cannon
Well, I've implanted subcranial electrodes in Karen's kittens that allow them to experience exquisite, unparalleled pleasure at the touch of a button.
That's quite a departure from your usual feline sadism, Dan. What gives?
I just never realized what a powerful motivator pleasure can be. These cute little kittens are really easy to train with this positive reinforcement.
What, so you can make them do tricks?
Not exactly. But Fluffy here has been inexorably conditioned to hunt giant lemons ...
You're a good man, Milkman Dan.
2001-03-26 05:44:39By m_cammarano

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8Great idea, but wordy - Jimmy
8Mmmmmm, wirehead hedonism. - SG
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8Lovely twist, not at all what I was expecting. -PB
8Ted 3 is worth 8 alone..crz
8This is very, very, cool. --VX
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5It's quite a departure from your usual humor...
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4It's a new way to be cruel, but it's not exactly funny.
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