RED MEAT Capybara chimichanga from the secret files of max cannon
Alright team! This is our big day. A lot of you men remember an easy victory over these weaklings last year, but the rules have changed.
Those whining pansies in the school board insisted we only play "touch" this year. So focus on making plays and completing passes. Use your footwork. And hell ... if the ref ain't lookin', tackle those sorry "ladies" anyway.
Prom only comes once a year. Make me proud!
2001-03-27 05:24:23By m_cammarano

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10Hell of a twist. Double-entendre city. --VX
10Bingo! --Hangdog
10Best use of coach ever + surprising punchline = 10 -BN
9Vintage Nick, but not quite perfect..crz
8Well crafted #2 that works both ways.
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8this is the ultimate "not really about what you think it's about" strip
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8yesss...
8I wish my prom(s) had been like this. -Cap'n
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7+1 on re-read
7Not sure which "team" he's referring to, but nice 2. -PB
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7I like it... +1 for the tagline.
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7Such a satisfying concept, but I wish there were more punch at the end.
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7Don't put "ladies" in quotes.
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6 --Opus
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6There's no ref at proms. THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
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6Agreed on the overuse of quotation marks
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6It's kinda ok, but "touch" implies groping, which would not be allowed either.
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6i like the twist
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5bbg
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5OK.--TRT
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5Just the "prom" part is worth a joke...could trim 1 & 2
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2Sort of telegraphed by the quotation marks in 2. -FV

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