RED MEAT Peta Pita Pitter Patter from the secret files of max cannon
I heard about some PETA folks talkin' about how they hoped this 'hoof and mouth' disease would come to the States.
Sayin' that the only people who would be hurt would be rancher folks such as myself.
I can only rightly assume then that they haven't seen my new 'Cowtapult', or realized just how far you can fling a dead diseased cow with pin-point accuracy.
2001-04-05 02:19:19By Hipgnosis

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7+1 for Cowtapult
7One of the better Cowboy ideas. -IF
7May revise this down later... but I like it now.
7Ha ha..."pin-point accuracy". --VX
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6Needs to be trimmed, but +1 for gratuitous PETA bashing. -PB
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6heh heh --TRT
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5Awkwardly written
5It's "Foot and Mouth" disease,
5Separate the double punchline at the end and its a 7
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4Went nowhere -- slowly.
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