RED MEAT openRMCS #2780 from the secret files of max cannon
Milkman Dan, where does milk come from?
As Milkman, it is my job to cultivate the substance in my milkvan-cum-laboratory over yonder.
My mom said it comes from cows.
A common misconception. In truth, all mammals are capable of producing milk.
My mom also said it's usually white and contains no fur.
Is your mother the neighborhood dairy authority, or am I, Karen?
2001-04-09 21:38:47By herpules

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
8
8
8Pretty sharp, a bit of trimming would get 9 or 10.
8Yes! ..crz
8-ballpn
8
7Nice to see something besides MMD kills kitten ---> I hate you, MMD
7Is "milkvan-cum-laboratory" an intentional pun, or do I just have a dirty mind?
7Tweak Dan's 3. Good joke. --VX
7 - BFJ -
7
7
7
7
7
7
7
7
7
6
6
6
6
6
6-DB
6Saved by the last line.
6
6-FV
6
6
6
6
6
6
5bbg
5
5
5Hmmm. OK --TRT
5
5So how is this not "Milkman Dan harms small animals?"
5gets a little akward by panel 3
5Not bad.
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5
5Milking cats, eh? Reaching. -PB
5Tighten up panel 3 wording, could be a 7

0.007167 seconds