RED MEAT the cruel crawling foam from the secret files of max cannon
I'm missing my kitten. Can you help me find her, detective? I'll give you everything in my piggy bank.
It was late and I was tired. All I wanted was a blonde and a Jack. What I got was trouble. One more pretty face in a blue dress.
Are you in there? Hello?
The dame was one tough cookie. She gave me some sob story, asked me to help her out. But I don't help nobody but myself. Take care of number one, that's my rule.
Wait, what's that in your pocket?
The Maltese kitten was mine, and it was worth at least a shot and a half. Somewhere there was a bottle with my name on it, and that was the only case I was interested in.
2001-04-17 11:35:05By Vaca

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10Is that a Maltese Kitten in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -BN
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9+1 since I just saw "The Maltese Falcon" last week.
9bravo
8very clever
8Soooo much like "Narrate" on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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8I'm a sucker for Film Noir references - Pirate
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8"Maltese kitten." Love it. -PB
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8Or a Steve Martin voice over. Preloggy
8Ha ha ha --TRT
8Now THAT is a great Tracy strip. heehee..Maltese kitten!
8Man oh man, how I wish we had thought bubbles
8I struggled through miles of foul-tasting molasses towards consciousness
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7This doesn't quite jell, but props for the effort. --VX
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6Love the dialog until 3 - since I don't get the specific ref..crz
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6New take... I love Stacy strips.
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6Bizarre
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6I like the genre and this is a neat take on it.
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4Doesn't quite come together -Cap'n

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