RED MEAT mangling participles from the secret files of max cannon
What can I do for you, child?
Get God to plague Milkman Dan with boils.
No, child. One does not importune the Father with such vile requests.
Then could you tell me which TV station would most appreciate these copies of "Goat Porn Monthly" I found under your seat in the confessional?
Boils with or without pus?
It's just so hard to choose.
2001-04-19 13:04:08By zenmaster

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7The "Priest as pervert" gag is overdone, but this is still funny.
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7"would you like pus with those boils?"
7+1 for Goat Porn reference--SM5000
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6+1 for "Goat Porn Monthly"
6Heh. Not bad. -PB
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6How can it be hard to choose?
6A little worldly for Karen. But I like the basic idea --THM
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6Standard but funny
6Standard; round up due to "Goat Porn Monthly"
6+1 for "with or without pus"
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5"Priest is Pervert" + "Blackmail by Karen" = humor
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5Falls painfully flat in the second half of 2. Bitchin' tag, though. --VX
5rotm -bbg
5She learned from the master
5it shouldn't be hard to choose. pus! pus!
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5This is all for the clever 3.
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4Meh
3Too obvious a finish

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