RED MEAT iambic rants in latex pants from the secret files of max cannon
Matt, I need to talk to you about that incident yesterday.
I was ambushed, sir. By the time reinforcements arrived, my unit had sustained heavy losses.
Actually, the police report states that your truck was a total loss. It also states that the UPS truck had the right-of-way.
With all due respect, sir, field reports of that nature are notoriously unreliable.
I'm also interested in how the UPS driver ended up chained to your rear axle.
I had no choice, sir. I was out of piano wire.
2001-04-20 17:02:42By twin4fifteez

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