RED MEAT beer-soaked clothing in Las Vegas (NM) from the secret files of max cannon
Milkman Dan, my mommy says you're so mean and hateful cuz you don't like yourself very much.
Is that so, Karen?
She also says that if you didn't drink your breakfast every morning, somebody named John Thomas might come back and work for you again, and then you'd like yourself.
You know, Karen, lots of John Thomases used to do all sorts of things for your mommy, too. They just don't come around any more. I think it makes her sad.
Why don't they come around any more?
I think it's because your mommy orders whole milk instead of skim. Go ask her if she wants to switch.
2001-04-21 15:15:21By twin4fifteez

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