RED MEAT newly reformulated and lemony-fresh from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, ref! Use that whistle or I'm gonna shove it up yer ass!
Coach, I need a few words with you.
What, don't you see I'm trying to coach the game? COME ON, you BITCH, DRIVE the GODDAMN lane!
When we hired you to coach the 5th grade girls' basketball team, we didn't know you'd be using such coarse and vulgar language.
Awww, does my naughty widdle mouf offend the priesty-wiesty?
No, but it's hard to concentrate on the game when all I can think about is how hard my nipples are.
2001-04-26 11:26:42By Vaca

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9Good build to a great and unexpected punchline.--HD
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8Didn't see it coming -- nice twist.
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8i was a fool to vote as 6 on this first time around. +2 - gtd
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7Coach is wordy, but padre 3 saves it
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7-1 for Nick's #3, +1 for Padre's -Cap'n
7nice -bbg
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7mine, too... -zm
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6-DB
6I like the last line for some reason, but it doesn't fully click.
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6Pervert priest archetype brings this down some
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5--TRT
5ok, but I liked your old open version much better
5Maybe the BOYS team would make his nipples hard... V
5Coach's 3 is insipid, but Priest's 3 saves this one from the rubbish pile.
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5No, perv padre doesn't do a lot for me. -PB
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4Coach 3 is great, but Padre 3 seems way out of character. -FV
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3LMAQ
3Padre's #3 really sucks. Sorry. -BN
3C'mon, man! --VX
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