RED MEAT the tremulous heights of inanity from the secret files of max cannon
I heard 'bout this urban legend the other day, where if you feed Alka-Seltzer to pigeons, they'll blow up.
I went to the park and tried it, but it don't work.
Couple of M-80s did the trick, though.
2001-04-26 14:53:13By Vaca

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8"Maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two..."
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8Just go the direct route. That's solid engineering, Earl. -PB
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7Yes, those work wonders. --VX
7Ick! But gawd, I'm laughing my ass off!
7Better than Max's http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-03-30/index.html
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7Dear Lord, please forgive me for laughing at this. -FV
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6Earl is delusional, not psycho
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6By the numbers, but still satisfying
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6find me a pigeon that'd sit still for TWO M-80s... -zm
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6I always used bottle rockets - murphy
6it sure does
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5yeah, i bet
5Earl kills stuff. Again.
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5It's a prank, but not really a joke.
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5So? Once Earl's tried it, firecrackers are no big deal.
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4Earl with M-80's doesn't work for me. -BN

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