RED MEAT the resurrected building of wisened subservience from the secret files of max cannon
The teacher gave my essay an F today, Dad.
Did you use the colon like I taught you?
Yeah, three times on each page.
And she still failed you?
I don't get it either. Maybe the flies got in the way when she started reading it.
Next time you should spend more time on your feces statement.
2001-04-26 17:23:41By House of Eeyore

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8Vile imagery, TWO vile puns for the price of one. -PB
8I just happened to be grading, took a break, and saw this... -zm
8First pun bad. Second pun good. --VX
8feces statement... cute. Like it more on a reread. (+1)
8Gross joke, bad pun, very good
8Beautiful.
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7 - BFJ -
7Gross...
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7I shouldn't laugh this much at a poop joke.
7Max would love this.. -S
7This is just plain silly - murphy
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6I'm distressed that I saw it from 1, but feces statement is good -bbg
6-DB
6A big stretch, but +1 for "feces statement." -Cap'n
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6"Colon" also = bowels; => "feces statement" = "thesis statement."--HD
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6eww
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5i'm just not feeling this.
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5--TRT
5Predictable and labored, I'm afraid
5bit obvious
5This would be way better if the joke wasn't given away..crz
5ew.
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5Saw it coming from Ted 1
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4All this for a pun...
4Gross, but too predictable.
4It's a bird! It's a plane! No, its the punchline from two panels away!
3telegraphed from 1; Ted's 3 is just dreadful. -FV
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3A colon as in ":" ? Makes no sense to me. Nor does feces statement.
3Way too predictable.
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