RED MEAT Seduced by the dork side of the farce from the secret files of max cannon
That's strange. I got a card from you in the mail today.
I saw this one and just had to buy it for you. I hope you like it.
"My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat...."
Keep reading.
"...When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!" I hate you, Milkman Dan.
<sigh> Another Hallmark moment.
2001-04-26 17:42:10By JohntheAuthor

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9Sweet!--SM5000
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8Nice take on a tired premise. Don't like the visible sigh.
8My favorite JohntheAuthor strip. (Temp)
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8giggling commenced. -zm
8Let's create this card company and have an IPO. Preloggy
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8Long live the dead kitten!
7nice-BP
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7Good Karen. Lose the sigh..crz
7Awww. It's making me feel all sentimental.
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7Welcome to the party. Hookers on the left, pizza Combos on the right
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7i wish hallmark really had cards like that. Welcome, John. Vaca
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6"Greeting cards for every occasion" sadly already too played out as a joke.
6Drop sigh for +1
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6solid -bbg
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6ages better than I thought. - gtd
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6"Many Happy Returns!"--HD
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5Timing is off.
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5Nothin'. --VX
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4Blech. "Flat" rhymes with "cat," saw right where this was going. -PB
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