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I'm off to play softball, Mom!
That's nice, dear. Who are you playing with?
I'm taking James from down the street.
But isn't he the little boy who doesn't have any arms or legs?
We're going to use him for second base.
Okay, dear. Remember, no spiking!
2001-04-26 17:53:24By JohntheAuthor

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10Because I think plaguarising the 50s is OK, if it's this Meaty - Tam
8Classic Stubbo and mom. Old joke works perfectly in meat..crz
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7Old joke, yes. But Stubbo's a good fit. -PB
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7-Cap'n
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7Very good. Can't help thinking I've heard this before.
7this really hit home with me -- SG
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6+1 for Stubbo's #3
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6Oldy but goody.--HD
6Or as the catcher's mitt. Vaca
6Spiking in baseball = intentionally sliding into someone's legs (Ty Cobb)
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6Better mom 3 for +1
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5isn't spiking only in volleyball?
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5Stubbo never feels right...
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4Very old joke - the old "Can Johnny come out and play?" Preloggy
4Preloggy is correct. This joke is older than I am - murphy
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4I think the kid's name is Matt. Could you find an older joke?
4Ancient joke. C'mon... --VX
3Older than I am.... - BFJ -
3A handicapped kid! Haha! (Spiking refers to kicking people with your cleats)
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2spiking? -FV
1my mom told me this one in the 70's describing the sick jokes of the 50s-BP
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