RED MEAT scraped from the ashes of fink's fireplace from the secret files of max cannon
Why is my cat walking all funny?
I'm pretty sure that she was kidnapped by aliens.
They must have taken her on their ship and performed evil experiments using empty bottles and automatic milking machines.
This UFO didn't look like your van, did it?
Come now; how could I lure a cat into a milk truck?
2001-05-03 10:59:43By Temperance

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10Dan's 3.
9#3's a killer
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8Holding my nose for this one... -- SG
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8Dan's 3 is the kicker.
8Dan in #3 is perfect. CH
8Dan's #3 is killer -JM
8I live for lines like Dan 3...crz
8Tired of MMD/Karen jokes, but MMD#3 makes this fly. -BN
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7-ballpn
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7Listen to the forum and you can't go wrong. Good job - murphy
7Dan's last - cats like milk - I liked it.
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7oh, ick.
7better. Vaca
7+1 just 'cuz I do like the last line ...
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7+1 for Dan's #3 -Cap'n
7--TRT
7Very nice!... Well, maybe the wrong word.
7The people have spoken. Preloggy
7Pretty ordinary, right up to Dan 3, which just smokes. -PB
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6nice dan 3 -bbg
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6Yeah, it's not like he's selling anything they want ...
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6Bodda ..bing - fink
6Better, but Dan's last is still a pretty weak punch.
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6Don't give away the joke in 2
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6Passable, but just barely. --VX
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6Dan's 3 rules
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5surely there is life after cat jokes?
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