RED MEAT turn your head andy kauf, man from the secret files of max cannon
I went down to the genetics department at the university. I wanted me one of them designer babies.
They said they don't do nothin' like that. That'd be "playin' God."
And that there's no gene that could make a baby sweat thousand island dressing.
2001-05-06 10:38:50By Squad Car

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10Absurdly perfect
9Wicked & unexpected twist at the end--Hangdog
9..man, those researchers suck! Earl should get such a baby.
9Classic Max (could be a 10 with slight wording changes) -S
9God, yes! Great tag, +1 for "designer babies"; +a million for #3. --VX
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8I often wondered that..crz
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8Whoa! Random... -TRT
8brilliant and self-basting
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7This was funny.
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7I like this more each time I read it. Vaca
7Weird, but not quite unsavory. CH
7Oh so very Earl. -PB
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7There isn't? Uh-oh, better take my brother to the doctor.....
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7OMFG!!!
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6+1 for tag -bbg
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6Red Meat, but too much randomness makes my brain hurt
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6So obtuse it actually made me smile a bit.
6Earl's 3 needs a little help, but this is a sound comic!
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6Pleasantly bizarre.
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4absurd, yes. funny, no.
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