RED MEAT getting jiggy with cousin it from the secret files of max cannon
Dan, please take a seat and look at this.
Sure boss. Looks like a map of the town with a line weaving randomly through it.
Dan, we installed a GPS system in your truck yesterday morning. That wavy line is what it reported your route to be yesterday.
Some deviation from the standard route has to be expected. A Professional Milk Man has to deal with the unexpected.
And the fact that the line goes through City Hall?
Well, I certainly didn't expect that those automatic doors they just installed would open for a terror filled cat moving with sufficient velocity.
2001-05-06 12:58:40By Hipgnosis

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10This is awesome.
9Love the tagline, both #3's.
8Dan's last panel is a bit rough, but the setup is quite good.
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7Dan's last balloon is hackneyed. Above-average "dead cat" joke.
7+1 for tag
7Love the concept, Dan's 3 could use rewording
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7Sufficient velocity for what?
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7Managed to save the Dan kills cat bit 'til last panel. --TRT
7Good idea awkwardly written
6I like it until Dan's 3.
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6Don't care much for #3, but I love Dan's #2. --VX
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6dan's #3 let me down for some reason...
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5Dan's 3 is too wordy
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5MMD's #3 takes all the air out of it -Cap'n
4This had great potential, then it dissolved into a clunky cat joke
4Dan's 3 makes me go 'zuh'?
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