RED MEAT a pot of lips now from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Dad, where are you going?
To shoot that rat bastard, Mr. Bix.
But why?
Because he's humping the vacuum cleaner, that's why.
Is that really a good enough reason to shoot him?
Hey, wait until you have a vacuum cleaner of your own, some day.
2001-05-08 08:56:57By Preloggy

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8Moms are protective of their sons; dads, of their mechanical stuff
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7I love my Dyson
7I like it more on reread. --VX
7bada-bing!
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7I love Ted's three -IS
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7Damn skippy.
7"Who's really FOR vacuum cleaners--and who's just sucking up?"
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6Change to "You'll have a ..." for +1
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6Hmm, Bix + vacuum cleaner is also popular
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5Someday you'll have a vacuum cleaner of your own. Then you'll understand.Vaca
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5I'd like my vacuum cleaner more if it was that sort of a machine.
5"One day, son. you'll have a vacuum cleaner of your own." DH
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4Nope. Not getting me hard. Maybe if it was some tool or TV --TRT
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