RED MEAT Torpedos in Speedos from the secret files of max cannon
I was kicked out of the zoo the other day for causing a "scene".
I was lookin' around, and one of them monkeys crapped in his hand , and threw it at me.
Apparently the zookeeper don't believe in "a tit for a tat".
2001-05-08 14:27:20By Rakfink

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9Another good chuckle - tam
8Yep - he'd do that all right..crz
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7Ew and yay! Preloggy
7The colloquialism could be changed, but it's a good joke. --VX
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7Eeee-yuck! Pretty good. --John
7Trim the wording a bit for +1
7The bastard. Vaca
7I had this exact same idea. Had to delete it because of this comic. Bastard. -PB
7Yeah, well I do, damnit! - murphy
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6There's a better #3 around here somewhere, but a good start -Cap'n
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6So THAT'S what tat means!
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6a surprise punchline would help here.
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5Oh, so predictable...
5Saw it coming.
5A different wording of #3 would get a higher score. Love the idea.
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5Telegraphed. Earl's 3 needs more of a twist.
5--TRT
5Too many monkey crap jokes
5No, I'm sure he doesn't.
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5leave it as "tit for tat" - lose the "a" -bbg
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4Saw it coming.
4Brilliant idea, terribly unfunny #3. --OQP
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