RED MEAT the bastard son of a thousand keanes, rewrite from the secret files of max cannon
Matt, this is the third day in a row that the mail has been opened. Do you know anything about this?
I'm not required to give you anything except name, rank, and serial number.
I don't want to have to report you to the Postmaster for violation of federal law.
I don't want to have to report you to the UN for violation of the Geneva convention.
Perhaps you're unaware that the Sovereign Kingdom of Ted never ratified the Geneva Convention. Stay out of my mail.
A rogue nation, eh? Listen, Ted, you don't want to make me send in my "peacekeepers".
2001-05-11 12:50:05By Vaca

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10Builds perfectly--Hangdog
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8I really like the threat escalation -S
8better. Preloggy
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7Like the concept, despite the wordiness
7Great except for Matt 3..crz
7That is a much better punchline. - murphy
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6Matt's paranoia isn't consistent here, but maybe that's the point.
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6+2 for "sovereign kingdom of Ted"
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6Why would Matt have peacekeepers, though? It's a UN concern.
6Silly and fun.--John
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5Matt sounds like GWB in my head.
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5Reminds me of a family guy episode
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5Eh...I'm not crazy about the dialogue, nor the interaction. --VX
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5Eh, takes a while to not get anywhere fabulous. -PB
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4Goes too many ways
4Politics jokes rarely work.
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