RED MEAT dairy full of rewrites from the secret files of max cannon
Oh boy, a message!
*beep*
Listen, you reeking sack of muskrat crap, if you ever try to talk to me again I swear to God I'll shoot to kill. Do you understand? Leave me and my family alone!
Awwww, Mom got my flowers.
Rhythm method my ass ...
2001-05-13 00:27:24By House of Eeyore

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8One of my favorite Lemonhead comics
8Now that's good JL. Preloggy
8Mom's 3 is funny, but why would she say that to Johnny? --VX
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8I would give this a "10" but for the hurting.... the hurting... -- SG
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8Sent this as an e-card to my mother.--Hangdog
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7Good Johnny for sure. Mom's 3 kind of a let-down.
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7I bet his mother is so bowlegged you could drive a semi through the gap
7No need for Mom 3 -- THM
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7I like it.
7I like the last line. -herp
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6--TRT
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6Might have been more without her last line
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6Last line negates the predicitability.
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