RED MEAT stars upon thars' from the secret files of max cannon
I'll tell you a story, I'll tell you it STAT. It's the story that I call "The Cat in the Vat". I caught her last night in a mean sort of trap. It's the type that is shiny, and goes off "KER-SNAPP"!
I've burnt her with matches, I've doused her with glue. She's even been stomped by a wild caribou. I showed her that cats are not known for their luck when I flattened her out with the wheel of my truck!
I've mauled her completely, according to plan. And that's why you say...
I hate you, Milkman Dan.
2001-05-16 14:55:15By Soren

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10Combining Seuss + Meat = Sure sign of apoclaypse-SM5000
9That spinning noise? Oh, that's Dr. Seuss.
9Blissful Seuss
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9Staggeringly good.
9Great set-up to make a tired line sound good.
9-DB
9Marvelous!
8That last line just doesn't scan, unfortunately.
8Nicely executed. Pity about the meter in 3.--TRT
8New lyrics to the old song..
8Would be a classic if Karen 3 parsed better. -PB
8Damn that last line rhythm. Woulda been a 10. --THM
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8*chortle*--John
8the RMCS poet laureate. Preloggy
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8I like the second panel best.
7"That Son of Sam! That Son of Sam! I do not like that Son of Sam!"--HD
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7Whenever someone is this creative, they deserve great scores!
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7Jim Carey would be proud
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7This strip goes "KER-SNAPP". -BN
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7If you read it as a seuss/rap, the offbeat IHYMMD works fine
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7mmmm, wild caribou. -FV
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7Very good idea; change Dan's #3 so Karen's #3 scans? - DG
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6Good, but basically done before. And it IS off timing.
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6The last panel parses out at 6-5, 5-6, which may be why I'm thrown. Still funny.
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6Thanks Dr. Soren. But, NO, it is not a rap. I'll read the forum if you disagree
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6I dunno... I think I've laughed all the laughs I can on poetry.
6And maybe, just maybe, MMD hates you, too. Vaca
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6If only Karen's 3 scanned!
6If only it scanned.
6Better than the Raven one.
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5Your "Raven" version was effortless; this seems trite. --OQP
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5Soren could fart into a bag and people would give it a 10. --VX
5bbg
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4Where does the vat come into it? And Karen's line kills the rhythm.
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4sorry, soren
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