RED MEAT white hot mattel from the secret files of max cannon
Aren't you going to beg me to stop, Karen?
Aren't I going to what?
Beg me to stop. That's what victims like you usually do in hostage situations.
You're taking me hostage? You don't even have a gun!
Not you, Karen. I've got your Malibu Barbie stripped naked and lightly greased, awaiting my pleasure back at my apartment.
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
0000-00-00 00:00:00By ddot

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9Classic!
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9+2 for "lightly greased" ~W
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8this is me laughing. "ha ha ha". - the reverend
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7I laughed
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7Great comic. Could be higher with non referential topic. -CL
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7eww
7MMD3 is fuggin' hideous. Yay. -PB
7Not dissimilar to that "ménage a trois" Open strip. --VX
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7Stonent
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7+1 for LIGHTLY greased. -Cap'n
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7Dan #1 needs work. I'll have my Barbie saute'ed, thanks- Val
7Ew. :D -MMM-
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6"lightly greased"? Eeek.
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6Karen needs a non-cliche' 3 -L
6I think Karen's likely response would more likely be an ewwwww to that one.
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6a budgie instead of a barbie would've been wickedly good
6Ah, bondage Barbie. +1
6Iiiiiiiiiick...
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6Cute. Weak, but cute. Afg.
6i like the dialogue... fluid
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6Twistedly weird.
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5Doesn't quite work..crz
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5Hum..... Passable. After a rewrite. --TRT
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5-1 for related tag -bbg
5-DB
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5heh. "naked and lightly greased".
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5Almost funny enough to make me smile.
5Uh, what is he going to DO with a Barbie?
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5I dunno...not quite there(Pirate)
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3Stop what?
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3tag was ok -ballpein
2Unworthy of the characters.
2MMD is a doll tormenter, not a doll molester -FV

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