RED MEAT sensibility pure and simple from the secret files of max cannon
today this girl in the office threatened to pinch me 'cause I wasn't wearin' nothin' green.
I dropped my pants but she screamed and ran away.
guess gangrene don't count.
0000-00-00 00:00:00By Ratboy

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10Perfect Earl-thought! -CL
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10<vomits while giggling> - CH
10Excelente. -BN
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9Oh YEAH. Laugh out loud.
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7Ratboy has Earl pacing down pat
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7Stonent
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6Isn't gangrene black?
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6I love this one, but if you can't bother to captialize properly...
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6Ew. -MMM-
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6Seems familiar to a later strip
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6ick
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5Would work better if the date field worked better. I'm guessing St. Pats day. TR
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5Change or drop thelast line and it's a keeper (Pirate)
5This should've stopped at #2; that's a good Earl punchline. --John
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5Too topical - and obviously rushed..crz
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5True, there could be a better last line.
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5Needs work. And gangrene's not green, and doesn't sound funny here anyway.
5Potential there, needs to be tapped.
5I also would add one for ditching panel 3
5Caps'd be nice.
5telegraphed from 2 and bad punc. takes this down
5Unexpected, at least. -PB
5The lowercase lettering is distracting, but that's not even the problem. --VX
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5Oh yuck, at least he didn't get pinched.
4'cept gangrene isnt green.
4Last I checked you don't "wear" gangrene.
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4-DB
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4First two panels good, minus a ton for the last panel
4It only scores this high because of the potential it has.
4why would he have to wear green?
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3Last line actually unpunches the joke.
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2GROSS
2dumb pun
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