RED MEAT subcutaneous humor gets under my skin from the secret files of max cannon
Lord, you send your only begotton son to save us from sin and eternal suffering in Hell, right?
Yes, my child.
But, Lord, you invented sin and built Hell.
That is true.
That's one heck of a protection racket.
Remeber to tithe.
2001-05-26 08:46:36By JillSwift

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9+2 'cause it's so true . . . -Cap'n
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8+1 'cuz I've wondered the same thing. -PB
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8Ha ha ha --TRT
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8I'm just a sucker for cracks on Christians
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810% off gross....God is a Soprano. +1 for the tagline. - murphy
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7funny
7Snappy. -- SG
7God is not Republican. --VX
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7Most underrated JillSwift comic--BH
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6Hehe. This one's alright by me!
6good point
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6-DB
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6...or you'll wake up with the Head of John the Baptist in your bed!--HD
6"remember"
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5Seems like #269 but with a character change
5weak theology
5eh, amusing, but not terribly...deep.
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3Sad, not funny.

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