RED MEAT pitch a little woo, low and outside from the secret files of max cannon
This campus sure has a lot of pretty coeds.
Disguised as a theatre major, I'm bound to hook up with one of them.
Hey there little lady. What say you and me head over to Starbucks for a couple of mocha lattes?
OK mister. Let's play on the see-saw first.
2001-06-06 07:10:15By Preloggy

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7I'm not fond of Kid 3, but the gag is just SO vile . . . -PB
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7Well, Ken is supposed to be "unsavory."
7Actually, Nick's delusion makes this better than the usual "pedophile" joke.
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7Not a bad idea at all. --VX
7I can't believe I didn't see that coming. Good fakeout, then.
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6Ha ha ha --TRT
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6Evil. Could use a better 2.
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6Good concept. I'd rewrite invisible 3 but am not sure how.
6bbg
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6+1 because I got duped into hooking up with a creepy theatre major once -K
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6I have a soft spot for pedophiles.
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6A good peadophile joke.
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6Yow.
6I saw where it was going, but playing on a see-saw sounds like fun. -gtd
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5perhaps more if being a theatre major actually WORKED.
5Pedophilia jokes tend to be low-hanging fruit, but the delusion saves it
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4"My mom told me never to talk to strangers"
4Look, maw! A pedophile! (Do kids like coffee?)
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4hmmm
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3Ah, the good ol' resortin' to molestation jokes.
13 made me laugh out loud, but this is as high as I'll score a pedo joke. -FV

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