RED MEAT extraordinarily popular delusions from the secret files of max cannon
Welcome to the Mayberry House of Pets. How may I help you?
Hello. I'd like to buy some kittens for the little lady.
Right this way, sir. These are our most expensive: bred from two certified Burmese, just flown in from the finest cattery in Switzerland. They've had all their shots and await a comfortable home.
Cute. I'll take a dozen.
Excellent, sir! Twelve purebred Burmese, coming right up.
Thirteen.
2001-06-06 21:07:57By herpules

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10+2 on reread. -FV
10I have been looking EVERYWHERE for this strip. Favored status granted. --VX
9Creeps up on ya -- SG
8subtle, but good.
8Subtle. --TRT
8best kitten cruelty strip here. +1 for cattery
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7Baker's dozen. Hee. CH
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7-ballpn
7-DB
7+1 for sneaky-as-shit punchline. -PB
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7Subtle! I like that
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7"Baker's Dozen?" Cute
7i like this... subtle punchline
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7So...he bakes now? :-)
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6 - BFJ -
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6Good subtle joke, but the "finest cats.." part is kinda distracting
6+1 when i got it. but no higher since it shouldn't be that hard
6+1 after reading comments and understanding it.
6heh. took me a bit, but...
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6I think-- 13 = baker's dozen, meaning he'll ... eat them? Quite subtle, I guess?
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6Subtle. 3 and 2, surely u understand it by now???
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6Bakers dozen baking them?
6Ohh, now I get it. *applauds*
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6Took me a second. :-) - DG
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5"Baker's Dozen" gag doesn't really work here.
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5bbg
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4But a baker's dozen is AFTER they're baked; the litters aren't close to that big
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4There's a joke there somewhere, I just know it.
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3am I missing something ?
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2guess i'm dumb don't get it
2Huh? I get it and I still don't get it.

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